Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
