He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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