I CAN MOONWALK!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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