Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Randomize
