Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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