Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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