haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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