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• (210): View more from Texas

  I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.

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• (845): View more from New York

  im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina

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  I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.

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  Incredible.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day

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• (323): View more from California

  The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"

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• (714): View more from California

  He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged

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  But I guess hugs would be nice

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.

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