i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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