I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
