Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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