He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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