That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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