We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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