So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This girl is more easily done than said...
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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