So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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