Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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