Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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