So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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