Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So many bounce houses so little time
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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