Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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