but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
