I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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