You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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