when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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