Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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