We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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