We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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