He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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