brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We won't sleep together?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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