i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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