when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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