She's JV to your varsity
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
operation harelip BJ is a go
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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