I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
