U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
porn star boner night. come get it.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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