whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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