I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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