My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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