sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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