:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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