honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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