I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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