Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
