so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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