forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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