I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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