Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
A+ Viking dick
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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