butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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