It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
you're hired as official boob wrangler
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
