It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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